Yay, learning!

I have a friend who says that “whatever works is elegant” and solutions like OP’s is why I simultaneously love and hate that phrase.

What section would you put it under? It isn’t clear to me where it would fit

My God, that’s hilarious, thank you for sharing it. I enjoyed “I am like the Statue of Liberty: I accept everyone, even the wretched and the huddled and people who enjoy Haskell.”

There’s a reason the UK has the “Oy mate, have you got a loisence for that loisence?” joke. (“Loisence” meaning “license”, but pronounced funny)