Dude, my arms kept falling asleep at night. I randomly mentioned this to my physical therapist (I was there after a knee surgery) and he put me on a massage bed and pulled my head. Not like some quack chiropractor, but just slowly pulling my head, stretching my neck. Fuckin problem went away and never returned. Closest thing to real magic I have experienced.

Did you sleep in a chair, or sitting in bed?

Oh shit, you’re right! We found Leslie Knope!!

Dude, I HOPE he was talking about sucking dick, because I LOVE that!

Do you still wake up from nightmares of the horrific actions you have performed? Like nazi guards just following orders

I love masturbating. I think everyone should do it once a day.

Nazi gold??

Yes!! UT04 was phenomenal

You never went to another doctor?

You absolute legend.