Boss makes a dollar

While I make a dime

That’s why aliens invade

On company time

It was also the opening of Stargate Universe.

Eating a sandwich and drinking a coffee while driving are dramatically different. A coffee sip takes a second, you can almost certainly keep your eyes on the road the whole time, and you can easily put it down in a cupholder, freeing your second hand. A sandwich involves 4 layers of wrapping, possible sauce drippings, and a different surface to each bite that requires you to look. I’ve read studies that found that actively eating is as risky as being drunk behind the wheel.

Calc 1 and 2 are going to be substantially harder than algebra or trig. People who consider themselves good at math still struggle with calculus. A lot of the people I knew who were not good at math ended up taking one or both calculus courses twice, and in many of those cases, switched their degrees.

Don’t watch ads then.

He unlearned the ability from thousands of years underground.

Gonna need a banana for scale fam.

I’m also still confused, which side of the key? Isn’t filling the face of a key a ton of cocaine?

ROCk Utility Spectrograph

ROCUS for short, pronounced “raucous”. Normal acronyms have no business in government funded research projects.

My watch always runs slow!

- Mercury

People make memes like this, and they have consequences. They literally ended the series of Better Call Saul

The Americans have taken Baghdad, that’s what happened.

If you read a little further, it was even invented by a comic artist.

I hope he’s pooped by now.

When commas and semicolons aren’t allowed special characters

Oh idk, I don’t play a lot of TF2 so I could only think of 6 off the top of my head.

By version 7, they will need new classes. TF3 confirmed!

That was very much the intended message of that scene, I’m glad you understood it, but it seems like you ignored the rest of the movie by focusing on that and definitely never watched the sequel where he worked through a lot of that stuff.

No, I think it’s a perfectly reasonable thing to do, my coworkers on the other hand…

You and I have very different opinions on what is a reasonable expectation for our respective teams.