Well at least we have that in common.

That’s not very dude-like of you.

SPLITTERS!

Get after it, then

Is there a community for funny comics? I need more humor in my life, not whatever this is.

edit: there is !humor@lemmy.world

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Also a Stanislaw Lem novel about a similar premise.

Just as an FYI, whether lie detector tests are accurate or not, lying in a polygraph interview for a federal background check is a crime. Polygraph interviews can and do sometimes lead to criminal prosecution.

I struggled through the font and weird format but never found a joke. It feels like the point is that sometimes developers just want to write code, whether it’s necessary or not. Perhaps OP (who seems to be the author) will weigh in

I have done this my whole life. My brain hates to shut off.

wow. That’s a seriously shitty attitude, even if they did actually work for you, which … they don’t.

This sub is “Today I Learned”, not “Today You Learned.” OP just learned about it and wanted to discuss with other people. Seems reasonable.

And, indeed, though I knew most of this, I’ve still found some of the discussion interesting. What, then, is your problem? No one is forcing you to visit the thread at all.

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even less know Rust.

Hmm. If only there were a way the developers who already know another popular language could contribute to help the community. I suppose someone could make a Lemmy -compatible server in another, more popular language. Nah, that’s crazy talk.

FYI, in case you did not notice: nutomic, the user you’re replying to, is one of the two creators of Lemmy. Make of that what you will.

[X] Doubt

Not a tax, basically just a price-signal. But maybe also a markeing push since it gets attention by being novel. Its functionally similar to happy hour specials or loss-leaders.

You’re right, it seems like they’d be smarter to offer a discount during off-peak hours. It should accomplish the same thing.

Since beef futures are already a thing, you could invest in that and then use the profit for hamburgers, money being fungible and all that.

I didn’t know there was a name for that. Basically the obverse of a Gish Gallup.