Thanks, Duck!

The Red Rooster origin story.

I thought the picture was cute, but then the caption did me in!

What’s your EDC?

I love Scott and his content, but the idea of naming asteroids is stupid vanity. Give them a number and be done with it, like every other astronomical object.

Is this Jeremy Kubica, noted asteroid finder?!

I thought the one on white’s far right was named “'Arry the H pawn”.

<Wipes his face on a t-shirt> “Have a nice day!” <Runs off>

I think you misspelled “Crickey, mate!”

United States.

This is totally evil: it destroys not just the magic of Santa, but of Cookie Monster too!

Not sure if “felling” is a typo or not, as it seems appropriate…