They did, but you gotta get your booster shots every now and then.

Why do the statues of Jim Carey look like Kevin Bacon?

Fuck that, let’s talk about the trains in February. That’s the problem…too many of us are petulant fucking children who keep waiting until the night before it’s due to do our damned homework. Be better.

Doesn’t a “lot of anecdotal evidence” eventually become a sample set?

Family Dinners

No, we can’t get gigabit fiber everywhere. No, I don’t care if your program needs it. Yes, the laws of physics are laws for a reason. Write more robust code.

And then deny your access to lifesaving health care, don’t forget that part.

Private Company gets all your money and then gets to say “no, you really don’t need that operation, rub some dirt on it and take a salt pill” and then proceed to Scrooge McDuck into a pile of money.

I honestly wonder if they’re not trying to imply by virtue of digging up the info yourself, you’re not better for it… some real boomer shit

Subsonic is blue and supersonic is gold then?

If irritation is meditative… I’m the mother fucking Budah…

Does this work on human children, or just cats?

Oh, but what a week of joy it would be!

Yup…way too soon.