I used to have women that acted like there foot size being larger was like them being obese or something, and literally cram their poor feet voluntarily into footwear two sizes smaller than they needed.

Living up to your user name in being awesome <3

;p at least one?! God the one i have has given me enough problems. I can only imagine having more than one Jesus that’s got to be awful… fun? At least as a young person maybe lol. I can only imagine it being like two times or more rough trying to pee :'(

Holy crap. Well that explains a lot with that memory. Dad used to read a ton of sci-fi. I was actually just commenting about Larry Niven and my dad in another post, The one that was asking why nobody has redone Dante’s inferno in the 20th century.

e: I think he either must have read me the story or paraphrased it to me when I was younger, I’m going to have to bring this up next time we’re having a meal together lol. I read the entire short story you posted (very short! I read it while eating a carrot for breakfast!), and so much of it brings back more memories :) what a fun concept it explores, thank you so much for sharing the link, this made my morning!

Well I don’t even know if it’s a joke, but just something about Superman’s spunk traveling as fast as he can, and how it would wreak havoc during some intimate moments causing some carnage or something to that extent. I don’t even know. Maybe it’s just something my dad was joking about when I was younger.

I thought Mormon tea contains plant based Ephedra? LSA is morning glory or Hawaiian baby wood rose seeds, iirc, no?

Not sure if you’ve got one, but I do believe I’ve heard it’s supposed to be healthier for the prostate to occasionally empty that thing. Another part of the body that seems to break down as one ages. Don’t judge me, It’s for my health!

Just like taking a cell phone call, you’re supposed to pull over on the side of the road!

Cute Kitty collection you’ve got going on there, sorry for your loss about the roller lol

And for goodness sake, you could have at least marked your comment NSFW ;p My poor virgin eyes have never seen such beautifully pedicured toes! How will I ever go back? My expectations are now set far too high! I’m ruined!

Psst, what you doing after this comment? Want to meet up and play toe war? :p

Reminds me of that ‘joke’ about Superman lol

If you ask my orange cat Ginger, she would probably tell you ‘To shreds, you say?’ I think I’m up to three rolls now that I need to give some first aid to lol

I feel this lol. Reminds me of my time as a ladies shoe sales person.