Have you considered adding The Monster Mash to the rotation? It was a graveyard smash.

Wait until they have to drive a dually truck where the truck is noticeable wider behind you.

You wouldn’t kill a police man and then steal his hat and then shit in his hat and then give his hat to his widow.

I graduated in 1998 and I’m 44.

I’m surprised it could even be conducted a 'world war" when 9.5% of the planet’s landmass not only didn’t participate but didn’t even have a standing army to participate even if they wanted to.

Our most recent prior meeting to this one.

Is there a third way because Chumbucket has me beat there too. I can’t compete with his obsession with the Magnus Opus and guzzoline.

Chocolate is great but those coins aren’t chocolate. They’re chocolate flavored solidified palm oil.

Up is exactly the direction I like numbers to go!

The problem isn’t that our parts wear out. The problem is that most critical ones aren’t easily replaceable and the most important one is designed specifically to not be removable.

I’ll confirm this. I was there.