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It was just laying around his uncle’s place after he died and nobody else wanted it for some reason.

Just apply anyway if it otherwise seems like a good fit. The requirements listed, except those required by law, are a wish list and not a minimum for consideration.

Trad = traditional = usually code for conservative white Christian 50s gender roles, as sold to zoomers by social media influencers.

So it isn’t imperialism that’s the problem, it’s rooting for the wrong empire. 👍

Except the one with Ozzy actually happened, lol.

Am I misremembering, or didn’t he get some genome sequencing done at some point in the late 00s/10s and they found out that he had a ton of genes known to make you metabolize drugs and alcohol very quickly?

You basically need to assume everyone in a car is an axe wielding maniac out to kill you if you’re on a motorcycle. I had a family member crash after a driver didn’t look left before pulling out of a driveway and put them out of commission for a few months, plus some new hardware. Stay safe!

Fake grass isn’t great either, but at least it’s a slower poison than… well, poison.

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Steamy book reader, you say? 👀

Detectors aren’t 100%, blah blah, but this isn’t even pinging on any I used. Text doesn’t look AI. The image has a weird quality to it, but to me it looks more like a filter/bad camera/bad lighting than AI.

Only works if you pair it with a good open-handed slap across the face. They don’t want you to know that anymore, because of woke.

(don’t make me /s this)

Racking up that large a phone bill with dialup internet is very impressive! Today if a 7 year old spends that kind of money it’s almost certainly because someone forgot to lock the app store/roblox account.

Somewhat concerned the wingspan of my balls is insufficient now…

On Cosmos (the original), Carl Sagan goes through a lot of the names for the part of the galactic spiral that we see at night in places without light pollution. A lot of them revolved around milk, but one that really stuck in my mind was ‘the backbone of the night.’ I think it might have been from an Aboriginal Australian culture, but it’s been so long I couldn’t say for sure.

Same. The 90s tried to kill me, the more time put between me and it the better.

Moggy can be used for cats the way mutt is for dogs, but I think it might be more common in the UK? I don’t really hear it in the US, maybe cat breeders use it.

But yeah, for vets and rescues it’s just domestic short hair/long hair (sometimes medium hair).

I don’t have an answer, but that lil gay robot is all I think about now when I hear September by Earth, Wind & Fire.

I’ve at least gotten better at not knocking the whole damn glass everywhere.