I had to read the comments to realise this was about gaming, I was very confused.
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CetaceanNeeded@lemmy.worldto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•What are some of the worst code you have seen in a production environment?
1·26 days agoWe finished working on what we had already agreed to do and then cancelled the contract, the client was quite understanding.
CetaceanNeeded@lemmy.worldto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•What are some of the worst code you have seen in a production environment?
15·29 days agoAt a small company I used to work for we agreed to take over the management system for someone trading physical resources. The guy that originally wrote it was self taught. We did a hand over with him where he took us through the code base. It was written in dotnet but it was a huge mess, he had blended multiple different dotnet paradigms, there was mixed business and UI code all over the place, large chunks of html were stored in the db, db code was just scattered through the application. We took it over briefly but it was a nightmare to work on and we found a SQL injection vulnerability. So as kindly as possible we told the client that his software was a piece of shit and the dev he hired had no idea what he was doing.
CetaceanNeeded@lemmy.worldto
Today I Learned@lemmy.world•WHAT!? Holy. Shit. He was born in FERNGULLY!?English
2·1 month agoThat’s just what people look like in Ferntree Gully.
No it’s common for papers to have prewritten obituaries for people they know will die soon, or even just important people in general so they can get them published quickly. She would have just had place holders for the date and his age that the editor filled in before publication. She probably didn’t expect that Watson would outlive her.
My work requires edge 🤮
CetaceanNeeded@lemmy.worldto
Today I Learned@lemmy.world•TIL orcas sometimes share their prey with humans.English
3·4 months agoAh damn that’s cool.
CetaceanNeeded@lemmy.worldto
Today I Learned@lemmy.world•TIL orcas sometimes share their prey with humans.English
11·4 months agoIn New South Wales Australia, back in the commercial whaling days, a pod of Orca used to help the whalers round up the big whale species the whalers were after so they could be easily harpooned, once they had the whale back to land and cut up they would gift the tongue to the Orcas as payment.
My wife and I had a baby last week via elective caesarian in the Australian public system. It was a fantastic experience. The doctors and surgeons were amazing. The midwives were amazing and super helpful. We were there for three nights and nothing was ever a problem when we needed something. The only charge was the cost of a new birth control implant (the actual implantation was free).
They have also been doing follow up home visits to check how my wife and our baby are going since she was discharged, all still free.
CetaceanNeeded@lemmy.worldto
Today I Learned@lemmy.world•TIL road fatalities per 100,000 people vary widely between major US States, Australian States and Canadian ProvincesEnglish
3·6 months agoWhat a coincidence, I’m a proud resident of one of Australia’s only four states.
CetaceanNeeded@lemmy.worldto
Memes@lemmy.ml•They could have named our galaxy anything and this is what we got
7·6 months agoThe good old milky milk.
C# because I used to work for a company building asp.net web apps and now I know it too well that it’s just easier.
I also really like kotlin and that’s what most of my professional development is in now, but I find the kotlin coroutine library no match for dotnet’s Task API, so I’m not sure I could switch for my private projects.
Clickspring on YouTube has built a replica, just ask him nicely
Grandaddy checks the A-ness…
Everybody wants a rock to wind their CEOs around.
CetaceanNeeded@lemmy.worldto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Censorship is getting out of hand
4·1 year agoIt causes so much dawizard.
Python malfeliĉas min.


Yes! Except when using a lathe…