A decent first baseman and a better DH.

Fuck tech recruiters also.

The main difference between ducks and the military:

Ducks are prolific rapists.

Wait…

Land deeds and property titles.

Maintaining a provable chain of ownership and legal transfer of land and property is required for mortgages, for title insurance, inheretance, etc.

A public, decentralized ledger of land/property transfers could revolutionize home ownership, lending, insurance, etc