Why would I get fat?

Garlic bread is my favorite food. I could honestly eat it for every meal. Or just eat it all the time without even stopping.

Yes

I love all the new variants, my favorites are the black wolf and the chestnut wolf

A couple years ago when I was working retail I would have said the same thing but I finally got job that I enjoy. Don’t give up, learn everything you can from a job them move on. Don’t be loyal to a company that treats you like shit.

Fuck Pearson

11 year olds at Sephora

I did my work study at the college library and a fun perk was that most of the events were hosted in the library lobby because it was the biggest indoor area on campus. I got lots of free food that way.

UNNNNNFUNNY?!

I love the broom closet ending, that one’s my favorite.

Ohh, so that’s why Mark Watney was growing all those potatoes.

I think it’s from JonTrons Star Wars video game series

Did you hear something? I thought I just heard something… must’ve been my imagination.

The game is a little choppy without sodium, its an old Thinkpad from 2013 that refuses to die.

I let my brother use mine to play Minecraft.

You’re lucky if someone sees your CV/resume at all.

Wha?

Merry Crisis!

My phone charger is on my desk across the room to keep me from doing this, sometimes it works.

Our neighbors cut down all the trees on their side of the property line, but its been about 2 years now and we’ve got our privacy back because all the stumps sprouted.