comfortablyglum

I appreciate the masks.

And God forbid you move too fast for the machine to keep up! Fucking “modern” technology.

Spying on the pussy next door.

Absolutely this. Roombas are like stupid puppies; you think you have the house roomba proof, only to come home to find it stuck in some obscure corner, whining pathetically.

I can’t poop and browse at the same time.

There is a ton of shaming done. Politicians, ceos, newspaper headlines bitching about how no one wants to work, how people need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps, how a major economic depression with 50% joblessness will teach workers to appreciate their jobs and their bosses more.

While at the same time telling us to stop buying daily coffees and making avocado toast. Just another way to fuck us up.

I miss these being as ridiculous as headlines got.

Who eats their hotdogs cold?!