Asparagus made a lot more sense to me once I saw one go to seed. It branches out and looks more like a normal plant. We just harvest it before it gets to that point. Same with artichokes, they’re just an immature flower bud.

At this point I’m so desperate for a woman to want to spend time with me I’d take it

/s but not really

Their secret? They had superior morale and esprit de corps!

A turbojet is just a desk fan with extra steps

The Beast is hotter than his human version ngl

!surrealmemes@sh.itjust.works

“Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series”

“…& Knuckles”

There is, sometimes it’s really well hidden. In this one it’s in the fifth panel, on the plant

So how come when I mix all my watercolors I get brown?? Checkmate atheists

oh no

Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional.

My parents had an Amana “Radarange” while I was growing up, with chrome dials and wood paneling. It was an absolute tank, probably weighed like 50 lbs and had the power consumption of a small country, but I loved that thing

Is there a way to undo/reverse it?

I consider every trip to Walmart an American safari.