I learnt from Alnwick Castle poison garden in north England that catnip makes humans grouchy, and historically was used by executioners to feel less bad about executing people. No idea how true that is but it makes an interesting thought!

Rocks?

I can’t believe you guys have been hiding wet-ass pussies in Walmart ceilings this whole time

Yes, but I read all of their voices in a British accent because I’m British

Or purposefully run into those people

Vibes