Cruxifux

Makes sense to me!

Whats evil about free parking?

Oh the dog likes me more. But I had the dog before me and my wife even started dating and im the one that feeds and walks her. My dog loves my wife just fine though.

Oh no, they like her way more.

Basically me and my wife and how “we” now own two cats.

I don’t talk to people who are obviously unhealthy about matters of health. And there seems to be a trend with antivaxxers I’ve met.

TIL the Rosetta Stone is a real thing and not some dungeons and dragons myth shit.

Haha I thought it was a chick tract

Phone bad

Ah I see. That makes sense.

How do you test a reading level? Like for me it was always you either can read and understand or you can’t. What differentiates reading levels from grade to grade?

Hahaha

I think that’s sort of how it works in diskworld with death but it’s been a long ass time since I read those books.

Wrong

This is so good hahaha

Why do we care about what gamers think anyway? The rhetoric that comes from the video game subculture is just the most heinous garbage and they’re fucking losers.

God I hate that guy

If that ain’t the definition of enshittification then I don’t know what is.

I remember angrily soaking the numbers and waiting for the stuoid dial circle thing to return to the middle so you could get the next button.

I also remember me and my buddies throwing our flip phones at each other or the ground and shit, not as a novelty but because those things were just indestructible. It was more of a danger to who you were throwing it at than to itself. Safer to throw a rock at your friend than those phones in most cases.

We’ll be called “Fellating the Machine”