Does the emperor have to be German?

Not nice fancy ones with cork lids and what not…

Where does one acquire this collection? I seem to find myself stuck buying empty jars and containers…

I think mine are about 8 years old. Still work great.

For those who don’t know, fabric softener and dryer sheets work by leaving a waxy coating on your clothes. This does make them feel a little bit softer, but also makes them TERRIBLE at breathing / wicking away moisture.

Ever think your towels just suck? Try not using softener or dryer sheets, they’ll be good again.

I’m in this picture and I don’t like it.

This was a Dilbert joke from likt 1999

This is incorrect. I can see some of those numbers, but I feel ALL those things.

Discord + online games means it still kind of happens

Axe body spray plus a lighter is my go-to anti bug method. Haven’t burned anything down, but scared the hell out of several friends.

I recently bought a 12 pack of 10mm socket heads. I can’t find it…

My closest grocery store is more than two miles away (3.2km). I’m not walking that carrying several bags of groceries. I certainly don’t have time to go to the store more than once a week or so.

Yeah. Im literally one town over and got quite confused

We have stone tablets from back when humans invebted written language. I vote we back up critical data using this method.

I feel like there’s gotta be at LEAST ike two more choices

If you throw em hard enough

Its a Doom server

I think most things that are most closely associated with America aren’t native…

I do that with the windows key…

Man, Im the opposite. “I need a pair of black slacks for work.” Opps I bought something that looks like an Osha safety outfit.

If you take just the upper right corner of the Czech flag, you get the battle flag of France.