My own mother spewed said nonsense to me the day he was convicted, I died a lot inside

Holy shit, is that lineage logo? I haven’t seen that since I had my nexus 5, god I miss that phone

A Lego piece? PERRY THE LEGO PIECE!?!

Damn, you got that model, mine is just subzero temp freezer, but it balances out since Im practically a nuclear reactor of heat

Unpopular opinion, but imo, full metal alchemist original was better than brotherhood

One time I told this girl I’ve known for a long time that my birthday was in June and she said “wait your a cancer? that explains so much” and I really wanted to say “really, so what explains why you’re such a bitch” unfortunately I was surrounded by a bunch of kids at the time so my rebuttal had to go missed

Me: “I need an adult” My brain: “We are an ad-” Me:“no, no we are not”

Damn, he afraid of mirrors too?

Me making an account:“yeah, Moses was a cool dude”