How many Americans know the first few words of the Australian constitution? Not many. So they can’t expect me to know theirs

Which constitution is this? It’s not our one.

If you ignore all the headings and contents pages, I think it’s “whereas”… So what’s your point? Whereas isn’t a pronoun.

I have a recurring dream where I have trouble typing into my phone keyboard. Whatever I do, the text just won’t get in there. Sometimes it’s urgent. Other times I’m trying to show someone something and they’re watching me fail.

Who said anything about the US? Why not use world numbers?

They should try Bitbucket

It’s not Labour Day, you moron. We already had that earlier in the year.