Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism it’s just the opposite.

“If elected, I will stop all those other sheep from crossing the border and stealing your food!”

Who’s Steve Jobs?

Put them in your shopping bag and sort it out later.

I cured my back pain with squats and deadlifts.

See also: Caesar salad.

I’ve always assumed it’s Gabe Newell getting revenge for all the fat jokes he’s endured.