Diplomjodler

I just sang this to myself in the Muppet show opening melody. It fits perfectly. Someone needs to make this show.

So small it’ll fit in your vagina.

Be careful! Never be alone in a room with one!

OK, I’m with you there. High speed trains are great for long distance transport and subways, light trails etc. are great for cities but they’ll never replace cars. Self driving cars (or buses) are great in theory if they ever work. There is no one solution that fits all use cases. The reasonable thing to do is to work out what works best in which situation and then do that. Oh and cycle paths. We need a whole lot more of those.

That was my point.

Yeah, but the roadways are here now. And this discussion is moot anyway. Trains aren’t happening. Self driving cars are maybe happening.

Building railway tracks to achieve universal coverage for the entire US without be a massive undertaking that would require a huge effort over multiple decades. Compared to that, building self driving cars is downright trivial. Let’s not forget that they exist already, albeit in limited areas. People should not let their (justified) anger at Musk blind them to reality.

I can fix her!

Except they fuck themselves with switchblades too.

She can slay my dragon any time.

No complex society has ever been run without money. While that’s no proof, that is impossible, I don’t care to be part of this particular social experiment.

If you think a complex, modern society can be run on barter trade, I have some bad news for you.

If people actually voted, they might vote for people the oligarchy doesn’t like. Bet you didn’t think about that, huh? Checkmate libruls!

And what are you going to pay him with?

But what are you going to eat once you run out of rich people?

It is our birthday!

It did, but even if you made it out of childhood, you still didn’t live very long.

Maybe they could have described the assignment better. Like “Solve Climate change without killing the majority of the world population” or something.

Thanks for the heads up.

We wanted the best but it turned out as always.