dragon-donkey3374

Every time I read shitty, dreadful news.

If your not familiar with English, the present and past tense of read is spelled the same.

I read shitty news (pronounced red - past tense)

I read shitty news (pronouced reed - current tense)

Rape is a form of sexual abuse.

What I hate is when people say Trump fucks children.

Consenting adults fuck. An adult raping a child is not fucking.

Chickens like, the fuck? Why isn’t this coming out?

We had a candy that was a fake cigarette called Fags!

Certainly arousing but not as much so as our childhood favourite Fags

Me going back to work today except I don’t show up as that Mr. Happy anymore

“don’t have to” lol

They can learn it in their garidge now innit

At least I’d be ripped pushing boulders uphill all day.

Fuck you, your mother fucking bitch bastard cunt

It’s been 3 years lol

I got one co-worker that’s a low talker and I’ve had to ask her to repeat so many times, most of the time now I just politely nod and say yeah hoping she wasn’t asking a question and laugh when she laughs after finishing a sentence.

Either way I look like a dick.

Our friends husband teld her he voted Trump.

It was one big nail in the coffin of that marriage.

Yeah fuck tomatoes

I thought I escaped until now.

When someone asks you what date it is, no one says it’s 2025 May 5th. We all know what year it is, and we all know what month we are in. It’s the day component that is usually the unknown.

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Slow and courteous is great, but I can’t stand it when people break common road rules to be courteous. That becomes confusing and dangerous.