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Or you could just learn how to use a tool to do better with instead of bitching about progress. Hur dur calculators can’t do math, they need unique input. No fucking shit Sherlock, lern2technology you fucking boomer.

Get big rock, for free, from the outside. Smash technology. Get resources. Reject society.

“We are highly aware that the springs in our machine are too strong, thus causing disfunction of the machine. We will not change our design. We already paid for 300.000 springs, so fuck you, buy better paper.”

I didn’t, it was, and it would have if I wasn’t so horny.

In hindsight I should have listened myself. It never got better, only worse. And now I’ve been single for years because I cannot trust anyone.

I had a girl start choking me when we made out in the back of my van for the first time. I have never been choked nor choked, so I didn’t really know what to do in the moment, just rolled with it. Later asked her about it and asked “is that what you like” to which she obviously said yes. People are horrible at communication, no wonder that relationship failed.

Suck it out of her like a noodle

World governments nerfed sour candy. Fucking fascists won’t let people melt their mouth skin off. I have to manufacture my own black market sour candies with battery acid I steal from diesel trucks.

See you in the ad revenue gulag. We’re going to love our cooperate sponsors when we get out. I hope we both get McDonalds.

I can’t wait to find out how much YouTube is going to sue me for in 2025 for 20 years of blocked ad revenue. They’re going to use 2005 Napster math. You didn’t watch 3 ads per video x 6,000,000 played videos = $2 million lost revenue, pay up citizen, your Google services have been disabled, all location and behavior data is in possession of Alphabet Debt Collection, you cannot run, you cannot hide.

So glad I decided to stop lurking and actually start participating right as the whole fediverse dies out, it’s not just lemmy.