Sounds absolutely ridiculous. Even if you look at it through a narrow lense of “man weapon woman… baby??” being buried with weapons doesn’t have to mean one was a warrior.

And it’s a double whammy because sexist notions are obvious but you see SO many people cry about “feminist revisionism of history” because it doesn’t reaffirm big muscly manly masculine dudes (even though of course they still existed).

Straight out of a YA romance novel.

Cat sounds are the best ones, I don’t make the rules. Then peacock and shoebill stork. If I went into all the bird calls I’d be here for hours though!

I’m autistic and I probably would have interpreted “pet names” like that as well. 😭

Also, I would be too embarrassed to assume the other person is talking about romantic pet names. What if they were not and I’d make the situation awkward? Too much of a risk.

At this point I don’t even know if this is about a legitimate post or made up for a meme because it could be both. I hate this timeline.