Most of the Olympic shooters use fancy gear like special eyepieces and what not. This guy Yusef Dikec from Turkiye rolled up without all that, stuck one hand in his pocket, shot with both eyes open and took silver along with his partner Sevval Tarhan.

On the case of chips

You turned the frame of reference against me!

The sun is always down somewhere

In my experience exhaustion makes the dread spiral worse

As Aladin put it “Got to eat to live, got to steal to eat”

Yep, the loggers want the forests to keep producing trees

The Michaelangelo approach

I remember figuring out how to use math to draw boobs on my graphing calculator

There’s a store in London that sold human milk ice cream.

How to advertise you’re a shit employer