and you’re a traitor for questioning it

Isn’t this already the case?

Username checks out, lol

Cursed Ubuntu (Cumbuntu)

Most proprietary code nowadays would probably also be seen as embarrassing

“rmdir /s” - /s for sarcasm

“Where the fuck is all my data?”

^this It’s mostly kernel level AC and super ancient stuff that doesn’t run. I play the former on console (if any), and the latter can be emulated