It’s just a short jaunt from Klanhaven.
It’s just a short jaunt from Klanhaven.
And I was too old, yet here we are.
I’d make a million phone call if it replaced one face to face. Brr
Joke’s on you, the CEO funded the robots and they all gave him a raise.
I feel like everyone should have to do a couple years of military service.
But only if leaders could be prevented from starting wars of conquest.
Which they can’t. So fuck the military.
Some people want to herd you.
Some people want to be herded by you.
Man, this is my baseline. It’s what I need just to get up in the morning.
Anything more sincere or happy and I can’t deal with this world.
Gallows humor is the only way I survive.
Yes, Apple targets a particular type of person that happens to be the majority of the population. For us, usability just means frictionless ease of use.
Apple’s build quality and usability still curb stomps anything within miles of the same features.
Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Me: well, that would put us somewhere after the first major food shortage and before the execution of the atheists. Right around the time the birds all die. I’ll be living in my car by then. Why do you ask?
yes, and I’m sure we’ll have time to do that when our food supply chain starts to collapse in the next two years. /s
Edit: sarcasm translation—when the earth goes up in flames in a few years, we won’t have resources to enforce the Pax Americana anymore.
You’re so pessimistic. most of the remainder of humanity will be agrarian communities again within 50 years. I think it will take longer for the ocean to die. So we likely have a whole hundred years left!
I mean, I’d find it fast too if it was my well-paid job.
For it to make sense, You have to begin with the premise that ecology is a lie created by scientists to make money. 
I think it does. No one ever admits to it though, and they don’t let it affect their self esteem.
It’s a trick that I’m still learning