I had a late shift job that was 6pm - 2am. I’d usually run to walmart or other 24hr grocery stores to do my food shopping for the week after my shift. It was always a breeze not having to deal with lines or traffic. The caveat being some crackheads just doing normal 2am crackhead things in front of the store.

The way me and my friends just turned into apes whilst playing games in the same room together is a feeling I miss.

We all still play online occasionally and still have fun but having the whole room drop laughing when someone hits a bullshit headshot is a hoot.

Not surprised. But with some better writing this could’ve been at least somewhat decent. Love the games and there are lots of stories to tell there.

Cat 5 is possibly my number 1 favorite cat picture on the internet.

Hats off to the MCU for not seeing race.

Do you wanna make my cock explode now?

DVDs and STDs

I prefer my mustard solid.

I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense I had no idea what to do.

I have resting bitch face so I just constantly look stressed all day when in reality I’m just watching Youtube videos after my hour of work is finished.

Just Kobe me into the nearest dumpster/landfill.

Going to turn on Auto reply in my wife’s car so I can do exactly this to her.

6 month grace period. By then it’s almost the end of the year so you get some slack as well.

Currently sitting here with neck pain because I accidentally fell asleep on the couch last night.

Relate to this a little too much.

I’m cheap BECAUSE I’m poor

Or when you work from home and one screen becomes both good AND bad.