Princess and the pea(nes).

Interesting distinction there, lol

I’m not qualified for street construction.

Our society doesn’t give a fuck about me. I don’t give a fuck about it.

Check for cops.

Hop that fuckin curb.

I mean… Almost all sodas are quite acidic.

How else should it be pronounced?

You are correct. I cannot read this.

Anyone who doesn’t pronounce it as “doje” is a psychopath.

ZOMG

Alright fine, I’ll block the whole fuckin community then.

Well, that’s an insta-block.