Sea shanties are all made up by some rich assholes in white gloves sitting on their red baobab chairs

It can’t be flexible, it is AI then

Maybe so but a boat isn’t submerged flatly like the square span of this floaty thing on the picture. If it also had some pole thingy underwater we can’t see then I wouldn’t be surprised people felt ok climbing this machinery

Additionally if it’s like filled with air, empty inside, then it would be really hard to capsize this thing at all because of how it refuses to sink from any corner or side

It’s not as dramatic as it looks is my point, looks funny but actually it’s probably pretty safe because we under appreciate the lifting force of floaty shit filled with air. Boats need to be hydrodynamic so they are naturally more prone to shenanigans like a barrel on the water would be but this square thing is dedicated to sole task of not capsizing with great resistance to being submerged at any point of itself

If they had a short pole underwater in the middle of the belly of floating platform then it would be more stable than my 95 yo granny at 3 am on her way to the toilet

No idea how it works exactly but the sailing boats have it so to not capsize easily or at all. It actually takes great deal effort to crash the sailing boat on its side, these fuckers can go 90 degrees under heavy wind and still come back like a spring though no promise the people will be still onboard.

It’s kind of fun actually to sail almost 90 degrees on the side but scary.

It’s just money right, it’s not like there’s a shortage.

At some point it only goes up and up, multiplicating like some kind of sex starved horny rabbits. Population of which you are informed monthly by some clean but boring site: -0.67%, 2.27%, -1.23%… which for some reason is trying hard to appeal to you and that fake tone seeps through every second word on their butt licking reports.

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Very cute and very pretty

Valid point

Nobody is going to judge a cute and awkward baby trans girl needing cash on my watch. That’s for sure.

Scam or not some of them are very useful to pay for some not so legal things

Investing in currency is already dumb, in cryptocurrency? Doubly so

I had too much money once. I bought some nft Reddit avatars for like 2k and it is still there somewhere but I am too lazy to even check on that

It’s somewhere there some kind of nft safe they have or something like that. It’s all very clunky.

I think I had to note down some access code at some point or something like that, it’s all too tiring to remember and unclear if there is anything you can do with it

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Cheese is something that has grown on me in recent years

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