Finally, a genuine connection

Go 'way mom I’m asking Jeeves! It’s for homework!

Types “boob porno sex”

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They did use to wear salmon as a hat. Orcas are built different.

That ain’t me, I barely post… Though I do sometimes say too much.

A lot more ink is going to be spilled on this as it unfolds, and that too is what the people voted for - drama.

You think I’m being melodramatic? Historians make careers on turning points like this. We can never know exactly what will happen next, but we can at least be sure that normality is not on the menu.

This election is likely going to be looked back on as the point when things became completely untenable in the 21st century. The American empire will implode, billions will suffer, the climate emergency will accelerate to maximum, and geopolitical dynamics will become incredibly unstable. Shit is about to go fully awry. This was it, and the people who are already bored about it have played no small part in getting us here.

They’re afraid to make journalism look as cool as this

When you make a comic about a spelling bee, maybe check the spelling?

I thought that was only when they fart… Or is that just another thing I shouldn’t have said out loud

I sent this to a friend earlier today and he stopped talking to me. 👍

You’re not just an asshole, you’re a poor reader. I was agreeing with the other person.

You’re always such an asshole, you know that?

I tried operating under that assumption, it didn’t work out

Alright, I’ll come off it. I just saw you walking in one of my shoes and thought I’d put in a friendly word… For the good of your sole. 🫣

This is fun. I’m trying to agree with you while explaining that we don’t have to be pricks about it, and you’re just doubling down. I love this comedic chemistry. Can we heckle things together?

You’re not wrong, but you’re falling for a frequent foible of my own - not to put too fine a point on it, but you’re coming across a bit superior.

At last, 🧑‍🔬 funny haters

You’re really gonna let the world make you care about grumpy little arrow clicks? It diminishes us to even think about it. Each person is a being of pure chaos at the infinite center of creation. You are cosmic, made of stardust and in ways beyond words profound.

Besides, there’s no user karma on this site.

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