dog only knows

I guess never having to interact with real people makes them unable to realize how fucked up they look

it’s not really enforced any more if it’s even still a thing but you used to see cops going up to cars for this. iirc being a prostitute was fine but picking them up was illegal

I’ve always wondered if I dressed up like a hooker when out with friends if they would get arrested

good enough for my ear holes

just have to kill the next one and the next one until someone who can see the pattern steps up

the only tipping I do is cow tipping

not with the cables wrapped like that we aren’t

lol there was something similar on the wall where they made the in house cakes at the grocery store I worked at a long time ago

my dad had two families of them visit him daily. he got them to do simple tricks for food and they would tap his leg to wake him up when he was asleep on the porch. as long as each family showed up at different times they were peaceful but they would otherwise fight amd one also killed and presumably ate a squirrel.

I don’t understand sending her back

i have been known to send emails like

hello jeff,

yes.

best regards,

grass company title, etc.

my whole life I had no idea what the lyrics were for that but never had enough motivation to look it up

in addition to up and down arrows,we need a ‘?’ button

skype was never good.

which movie is this referring to? I’ve been plugging away at the mcu movies and most of the time the enemy is the nazi spinoff faction seeking to subjugate all of humanity that embedded itself in multiple parts of the government. I only watched one of the other spider man movies and don’t remember anything about it

no you wont trick me. its printer ink…

Everyone involved in that was british iirc. The guy that named it spelled it like 4 or 5 different ways and eventually aluminum mostly stuck, but the other science guys wanted everything to end in ‘ium’

every shape of donut is donut

with some exceptions… the abnormally skinny man has an unhealthy fixation on fat women, but its not love and anyone will do, and a few on each side are gay, some aren’t interested in anyone at all, some only interested in themselves, etc