That’s the thing. People genuinely were upset they “got political”, completely missing the machine they were raging against…

I’m sorry, I don’t speak gothic

not sure if it’s really used in the context of married people.

My flirty comments usually got the well-deserved eye roll from my partner. And I would do anything they ask for, unconditionally. They would, too, but usually managed to do it before I had the chance to ask for anything. Definitely the GOAT.

I can see how to a child this may look as simping.

Considering pteron is greek and quad is latin, it should probably have been tetrapter. Which actually rolls off the tongue better.

Where should the right F key be? Mine only has a left F.

Looking at what the young uns are wearing these days (and the resurgence of mullets), I would put money on chest hair coming back within the next decade.