As time goes on and humans become warier, the ruse advances and evolves. Formerly scaled skin becomes supple and soft, eye spots gain light receptors and motion tracking, limbs gradually achieve mobility, speech develops, lower back and knee pain are oft discussed. It’s said that this is how Finlanders developed.

English Wikipedia has been down all day. Very, very rarely do I take anything for granted, and yet, I felt a pit in my stomach when I saw a blank page. It’s funny to realize just how much of a fixture in my life Wikipedia has been.

Note to self, next time I leave my computer in public guarded by a stranger, first verify that they have neither a green card nor a work visa.

Damn, and I just ran out of cow bell

Agreed, spiders are notoriously free spirited

Buy the game secondhand, then resell it when you’re done. Boom, net neutral supply and 0 additional profit for Nintendo. But avoid copying the contents of that chip. That would be wrong.

All over the place. If your local store has a large pickle section, you’ll probably find it.

Pickles are pickles, but personally, I like pickled watermelon

I’ll take all the testosterone pussy you pass up.

Could be brand based. Some have more loose plastic/arsenic/rat feces than others.

Like all things on TikTok, this “trend” is worth actively ignoring.

Oh man, I’d never considered dysphoria extending past one’s appearance and mannerisms. Thank you so much for such a complete answer!

That’d be amazing!

Men tend to smell of cheese and women onions, respectively. I’d love to know whether transitioning alters one’s scent and whether the person tends to notice the change.

I’m allowed to hate things I’m not part of. My silent malice does little to dissuade folks from posting examples to lemmy

I don’t want anyone to miss out on the fun. WolfdadCigarette@threads.net@sh.itjust.works should be what’s visible. Out of curiosity, does voyager offer the ability to change your display name?

Thanks, I always hope people get a little giggle out of the momentary confusion. I’m surprised whenever people are legitimately fooled. Just click my name, I’m @gullible, you silly billies!

This is what I hate about the homunculi of twitter company personalities. “Hahaa, did you see the way Walmart clapped back at IBM?“ Humanizing vast, faceless companies puppeted by sociopathic business majors triggers every rage response that my body can muster. Please, shut the fuck up

Aaaaand it was hugged to death

Cool that Lemmy has enough users to DDOS but darn it, I wanted a hit of nostalgia

I always assumed the tail of gen x and the head of gen z was included in “millennials.” TIL that’s not the case