HexesofVexes
Why, a hexvex of course!
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If we’re going by carpe jugulum rules - yes.
Philosopher to the right of the mathematician: “You’re welcome for the axioms”
The forehead wrinkles say “nope”.
Shh! Quiet everyone!
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I can almost make out the words…
Yep, that was a very much my fantasy. 9 hours of sleep, with an alarm of “stop right there criminal scum”.
Either that or medication!
I abandoned hope long ago when I learned that excel was turing complete.
The darkness has already consumed me, there is no salvation from this sin.
Worse - pulling data from a web page, then using the power of pure jank to parse this input, and then invoking a sheet of reference string builders to construct formulae and execute them using too damn many @indirects nested into vlookups before finally adding in date aware data reveals, because no excel abomination is complete without trying to parse dates.
Or false regret, either or.
3am munchies joined the chat
I’ve done things in excel that are an abomination in the eyes of the divine.
I have absolutely 0 regret.
Ah yes, the site for learning more about trump’s upcoming plans. Good share.
Millennials were also the generation that got to watch the surface web turn into an abandoned mall.
Good times.
The key concept they’re missing a lot of the time is that software sits within the file system and not the other way around.
This is largely because apps hide this and data is generally stored in one place on your phone (the downloads folder).
Best way to fix it - have 1–2 lessons entirely devoted to finding shit on their computer. My favourite activity is “ok, save your word file, close word, you now have 10 mins to find that file without opening word”.
Their university leadership are slightly more coherent than mine - I’ll take that life.
HexesofVexes@lemmy.worldto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•The government doesn't use SQL55·5 months agoDROP TABLE Musk
That is the most Australian image I have ever seen.
Not to mention teachers (it steals our lessons and tutoring work), writers (it steals their work and rehashes it), musicians (music generation is a thing), programmers (so many code snippets, so few coding jobs), and many more.