Id go as far as saying it would be boiling

At least it would be honest

You did a fantastic job, blew all your metrics out of the park. You were herr 6/7 days a week for the whole year and did the work of 3 people. We couldnt be more proud of you. So I went to bat for you, really fought like hell, and managed to get your raise increased from 3% to 5&!!!

Inflation was 8+%

I see someone posted a spongebob picture, I love spongerobert!

Is this a woosh? I dont know if its a woosh…

PhD required

15 years experiance for task that only existed for 2

Able to work with no direction

Able to work under extreme stress

Hours are 6am-7pm, 7 days a week

Pay range is $8-$9 an hour, upper range only availible if you extremely exceed above requirements.

Position is salaried, so no OT.

But only for 3 days

Use another fan to make the wifi circular, then your upload speeds shouldnt be hindered

Usually not, I try not to mingle with the…riff raff…who we allow to occupy our homes. And when they forget the manditory tip, whelp out to the streets with you since you can’t manage your finances.