Janx

I think I see why the login attempt was unsuccessful!

*octet

Headphones, or tell your driver you’re not in the mood to talk. There, I just saved you money vs paying for Uber’s “Premium” features…

It’s okay if you prefer summoning a ride from your phone, you don’t have to make up strawman arguments against it, lol. Don’t pretend like Uber/Lyft doesn’t have Surge and airport pricing! And “cash only”!? I was paying via card literally 20 years ago…

The office is… underwater!?

Or some tater tots.

“Hi, I’m Janx, and I’m a chocoholic…”

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Yeah, I’m cis as hell, but I’m preetty sure we commit crimes at way higher rates.

Double-edge razor blades are the only thing doing the shaving, the rest of the safety razor just securely holds it at the perfect angle and makes it comfortable. And since the blades are so dirt-cheap, I replace them immediately when they’re no longer perfect. And I’ve still probably saved enough over the years to afford a solid-gold handle (if I wanted it)…

This could have been an email image.

They really are. I visit a location with one of these regularly  and a pleasant loudspeaker says “Welcome to [shopping area], please report any disturbances” and I immediately feel like I’m in Half-Life, or another dystopian video game…

“Aftermath”!? They didn’t even have a plan for the currentmath…

Have you visited \clownpenis.org?

“We made a joke about how the main character should date people of their own gender, which is very, very funny!”

Typical 90’s experience…

No offense, but the quotation marks are on the wrong part lol. Yes, I’m judging your younger self for that extremely blurry “picture”. EDIT: It’s a joke, people…

while they pick something to watch.

Unapologetically smug political and social satire

I can be a little slow at times, but I knew this wasn’t actually about shapes!

Yeah we don’t ever see cyclists doing this, lol. I personally don’t even really care, since as you said they’re only risking themselves to save a minute or two. But it definitely happens. Just because it’s not 100% anti-car doesn’t mean we can’t agree with it…

Spez sucks, but is there any proof of that? My understanding is that back then you could make anyone a moderator against their will, which someone did with r/Jailbait… 🤢