I love my thick wedges! Shoestring always disappoints me for some reason

That’s me right there

Now I understand what the bite from the apple means

Hey, low blood coffee is a real illness

This is why I don’t have any friends — they are all dead

I drink this everyday, but now I feel even more tired and broke

Probably done with AI — I mean there’s ‘ai’ in ‘snail’…

So who do non-believers like me meet?