pretty sure… bartender says he needs to see some ID like identification, I. D. pronounced eye-dee not Id, pronounced “ihd”… i just dont think it works written down (or said) im fun at parties
its pronounced “ed” like bust-ed I just done blew up your spot player
chkk chkk
dont hate your country, hate lawyers.
here’s a quick one: Q: what do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of a river? A: A good start.
and one more for fun
Q: How do you keep a lawyer from drowning? A: Take your foot off their throat
good cheese boards come with a little cup of honey all the time
I think you could do nutella and some orange zest in a sandwich
I can only speak for myself, but I do not want you to name whatever that is
I came so hard when you firmly pressed my clit on one side for a little while
in sight of the mushroom cloud? I have cans of soda fuck off I dont care
they tried to add a bit in season 2 with the one dude smoking crank out back. It’s just wedged in there though, probably because that was the universal feedback
This is why we need the 4 day work week. Essentially all the research shows that productivity improves.
yeah I lived at a shared house and somone abandoned an HP 1020 laser printer. a sheet in 2.5 seconds and the toner cartridge lasts for a fuckin year, and I print flyers for events
it is weird- I mean I also picked portugese and that had nothing to do with anything
portugese?
lithuanian?
classic