Klear

As if Twitter wasn’t a shithole even before he bought it. He arguably made it worse, but you can’t ruin a turd.

Man, is there anything potatoes can’t do?

You should have labeled them 2033 / 2026. It would have made you look like a prophet in 7 years, if the internet was still usable at that time.

Try Danish when sober. That’s nigh impossible.

Not even Danes can do it!

Use “I have always know, Clark. I just didn’t want to say anything” instead. Always works.

I see little Bobby Tables is all grown up

/c/imsorryimsorryjon

Hug if true.

I could use a dirt nap.

Illuminated.

“What’s the difference between a pedophile and a catholic priest?”

“I don’t know.”

“Me neither.”