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Cake day: September 8th, 2023

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  • The choice was between a very selective sheep herder and a very nonselective sheep eater. Not wanting to watch some of the sheep get all the good stuff, they decided on the sheep eater. While being exceptionally cruel to them, this one is also being exceptionally cruel towards the sheep favoured by the herder, so in their perspective, not much was lost.















  • Then you’re violating the law! Just agree to the 40 page legalese text as if you were on an equal footing.

    • Let your personal pet lawyer read it if you can’t.
    • Don’t forget to read every change to them, because every EULA allows the vendor to change parts of the EULA at any time.
    • Enjoy having fewer rights to the bought stuff than a pirate does, because the EULA makes you waive them. Or will make you waive them.