Some are clever, but most are morons.

What is the reason for vandalism? Stupidity in most cases.

Charge them $20 more: stupidity is a crime.

0-1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-A-B-C-D…

Romans: SPQR, not SQL!

Double unary!

kids

All kids are gone in your neighbourhood? Because I can’t imagine the situation when birds noise would be considered a problem while kids are around. Especially in multistorey buildings.

Wait until you try an IDE.

monkey-go-lang is slightly different :)

Python? Superpowers? Guido-BASIC nerfs any programmer to a monkey-go-brrrrr level.

You’re possessed by a GrammarNazi spirit!

I never understood these people. Just keep these things in some standard place. The problem is gone! It shouldn’t even be a single place. For example, I keep my keys in different places in different seasons(pockets/bag/etc reasoning).

It has. Some regions use local words that aren’t included in official vocabulary plus they love to misplace emphasis (we don’t mark it in written form). Not sure if it can be called “accent” though, more like “dialect”.

Ukrainian.

Envy: in my native languages every letter means one concrete sound no matter of the word or any other circumstances. I can pronounce correctly any word I see written, and can correctly write down whatever word I hear even if I hear it for the first time and don’t know its meaning.

No-no-no! Greeting is ok. Greeting is the first step for a dialogue, which is the easiest way to spoil someone’s mood. Greet people!

Vestern problems.