did not expect Nevada to ban tatas

I like how many devs this pissed off. this picture is whack tho wtf

if I’m leading a project, I avoid this by begging POs to give me a sprint 0 where i solo code out all the scaffolding ground work before all the other engineers join the project.

a slice a suck I used to say

I used to prostitute myself in class for people’s slices

bet you guys didn’t know Dog is actually short for something.

moo

I just had to say it. it was my destiny and life’s work to mention the sea otter

is nobody gonna say it? really? you guys realize Steve is a sea otter right? sea otters are the saltwater thugs of the animal kingdom.

I mean… it was a subset but I wouldn’t say small by any means. at least for my broke ass family, we really struggled to send me to the weekend and summer camps you generally need to attend to get all the badges to get eagle in time. it’s definitely something not every family can afford.

“Scammed”

[Object object] would like a word

what really happened was that a caveman saw a wolf and was like aw good boi

true France is actually Cameroon

God dammit leroy

puberty

minefield? your field? my field? field of mines? mine? field? mine field? minefield? field mine? fieldmine?