Name and shame!

ITT: 15-year-old edgelords simping for Russia

Following a tragic exposure to a burst of gamma radiation, that ferret ended up mutated and horribly deformed, and later went on to get elected to the House of Representatives under the moniker Matt Gaetz.

Well sure, but you have to admit that’s a pretty low bar.

Too soon, bruh

Surely turning it into a dystopia shithole will improve the IPO!