As a 40 year old who wants to sleep more, and has never been to a rave…how do I start this thing?

One day…we’re going to observe the non-observable universe, and discover that it’s exactly like this universe, except it"s last week. And then we’ll do it again in a different direction, and it’ll be next week. And we’ll do it again, and again, and again, and again, and eventually figure out that everything we do, ever have done, or ever will do, only applies to THIS observable universe. And that we’re one of an uncountable number of universes. Each a slightly different time than ours.

And no, it’s not time travel. If you go to another universe, and kill Tom, then come back here, Tom is still alive. If you go back to that universe, Tom is still dead and you get arrested.

I understand how frogs would get caught up in it…but you’d think hedgehogs would run away before it gets them.

What? Robot mops exist…I bought one for my sister like 10 years ago.

Yes. Manny Calivera is definately a grim reaper I’d hang out with.

I always wondered why nobody has invented a roomba that was a lawn mower. You set up the lawn boundries, and it just zips around once every two weeks cutting your grass.

And then you just sit inside and watch your beer, while drinking a tv.

You just admitted that balls are sexy. How WOULDN’T they help me not be single?

Fetticini

Linguini

Bikini

Martini

You’re gonna love my nuts!

Yeah, but…you have to see women from…Ohio…

I like to think life crashed onto earth innitially from an astroid. Then life evolved from single cell organisms into…this.

Coincidently enough, life crashing onto earth on an astroid is exactly what the black suit symbiot was in the spiderman comics. After Spiderman got rid of it, it bonded with Eddie Brock to form Venom!

Maybe they LOST their mnds?

Which is how it SHOULD be viewed! If you’re going to be intentionally sexy in a public place, you should expect people to notice. I don’t walk down the street with my balls hanging out of my pants…well, unless I’m single.

How do YOU open doors???

Which is fair. There’s a difference between walking down the street topless and being inside a resteraunt.

I mean…I have self body issues. I wear a hoodie in the summer when it’s nearly 100F.

But I was thinking we go the other way on this. Ladies, just because I’M ashamed of my body, and cover up, doesn’t mean YOU need to! Let the girls get some air!

When I was 7 years old in the 80s, my dad bought me a teenage mutant ninja turtles pajama set. It had a big pillow shell, and a face mask bandana you wore over your eyes, and elbow pads, and knee pads. All in the the color of whichever turtle you chose to buy.

My dad, being an idiot, bought Donatello. I’m CLEARLY a Rapheal! It’s as if boomer adults in the 80s didn’t watch and understand kids cartoons from the 80s! Hmmmph!

Oh, this has nothing to do with your thing. I was just distracting you long enough to steal your wallet.

HEY! LOOK OVER THERE! AN ELEPHANT!

runs off giggling

Hehehehehe, why would there be an elephant on a city street??? You fool!

Ooooooooh, thats a pickle! That makes more sense. I thought it was a casket made out of lime flavored candy.

Yeah, but what about “Elemenopee”???

Oh man…my episode would be depressing…

I mean…I’d be upset too if my wife apperently made a habbit of cooking dirt with M&Ms as a dish. Then somehow teleported me outside my own house. And apperently changed the locks.

What is even happening in this comic???

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