His superpowers come from radioactive mac ‘n’ cheese.

You worded that better than I could, well done.

Last night I walked in when my daughter was watching some show, and I noticed behind the characters who were talking everybody else was dancing, but there was no music at all - not even toned down. Very weird staging lol, like a high school prom for mimes. I’ve never seen that before.

Op team sees a family photo on the desk, hacker back at HQ googles the birthday - Bingpot!

I wonder how many go back when they don’t see a karma score here.

Uh yeah welcome, could you leave that baggage outside tho? kthx

Attempted murder

I’ve tried those but I prefer the traditional long-axis blade style.

I would think there’s a fair chance she might be interested in hearing all about my 18th level Paladin!

Gosh, is it warm in here?

30 years is a long life for a furnace. This thing was 45-50 and still running fine. The last maintenance note on the sheet on the inside was in the 80s lol.

Two people typing on the same keyboard - that’s above l33t level. The moment she said they were hacking her computer my first thought was unplug it lol.

I get that the characters are doing that, but people don’t do that IRL because their lives depend on being right.

My wife and I are on our third fridge in 35 years. But the furnace in her mom’s house when we sold it 5 years ago had been running since the late 1970s.

4.3 ??? Hell, I haven’t updated my peeler since 2.1 - no wonder my stove won’t even boot.

Or if it’s Chip from marketing, it’s the letter A.

No zoom mode?

LOL they were probably shouting at the screen while typing.

I think there’s a scene in The Other Guys where Will Ferrell and another guy temporarily get deafened by the loudness of gunshots. Might be thinking of a different movie but it was funny, like “Holy SHIT that was loud!” “Whaat?”

Yes the second Death Star is in orbit around Endor.

It’s really simple, you just search the evil corporation’s hard drive for a file named EVIDENCE.txt