This question is less hypothetical than you think.

It’s a path to the gutter so you can slide down. Duh.

They look delicious, but I want to be deep fried when I die.

I will frolic the fuck out of you.

Test.txt isn’t descriptive enough?

I prefer to finger my instrument.

Just kicking technical debt down the road.

ChatGPT or similar, yes I find them helpful. Stupid customer service chat bots just make me angry.

Has one of those chat bots ever helped anyone?

WFH is better for employees and employers, so what is the real reason for RTO?

Finally, a real life hack!

Do bring a car to a street fight.

Glad you liked it.

Darn, I was hoping to drop dead today.

Remember, you are delicious.

Well, cats don’t have 24hr Cat News lying to them.

If you point out the danger, it may manifest. Best not to tempt the fates.

I’d be picking them bones, know what I’m saying?

Black magic, really. Best not to know.

So, you didn’t do anything. No big deal.