“I’m you from the future. I didn’t invent a time machine or anything, but I did promise to try to scare you into doing more with your life. Clown school is SO MUCH fun though!” pulls out a syringe, shoots up right there, overdoses, dies
Now its an existential crisis. Please the people that are so petty they’ll send him back in time to traumatize themselves, or go enjoy Clown School? Crippling New Fear of making decisions: unlocked.
Not gonna lie, he scared the bejeezus outta me. Like, I just happened to look before I would have sat down. Animal-enamas-and-even-vaguely-adjacent-experiences rank damn near the top of my NO THANK YOU list.
There’s a creek across the alley, but its also on the other side of a neighbor’s property. I was never concerned at where he came from or how, just surprised he made the trip unscathed.
My house has an OLD sewer connection. Gotta snake the tubs and sinks(and formerly the kitchen sink and washer connections) so often that I used a hole-saw to remove the cross-shaped bits that would normally hold a plug(and catch a bit of hair).
You’ll never guess what never comes out(any more) with our 50ft, 1/2-inch drain auger; Hair. Waxy stuff? Check. Black Goo? Check. Fricken YARN/threads from the washing machine on the other end of the house? Check. We’ve somehow got it down to where only the tubs need snaked regularly, but still, no hair any more.
I thought the whole house was sharing a 1.5-inch(okay, two inch) connection, then a few months back when there was flooding nearby, this bastard swam up our toilet:
Figure he needed at least a three inch pipe to get through without just getting stuck.
I’ll my favorite songs by her, aka the only ones I can stand, are about enjoying/being okay being single.
This tracks. Give it a catchy beat and send it to the top of the charts.
Secret Service needed to find out if he had any sponsors, accomplices, handlers, whatever.
Joke’s on AI. It’s harder to stop us from outing ourselves.
Sure. Fuck sincerity, fuck honest advice. This guy didn’t specify exactly how one should swallow, so he’s a lying liar! You got me!
People that are capable of realizing I didn’t narrate the entire process of swallowing. IDK, if you’re imagining I would even put into words specific movements of the tongue, lips, jaw, etc, you’re opinion of my instructional skills is way off.
Good for you. Only reason to tilt the head back is to not spill. Closing the mouth fixes that. This is “pill taking recommendations”, not “re-thinking swallowing-in-general 101”
BTDT. Time-release is too useful though.
… and I already replied to them. Enjoy spilling drink and pills everywhere.
At least close your mouth first, unless you like spilling drink+pills everywhere.
Pretty sure tilting the head down is implied in my personal swallowing process. I’m not sure I can actually swallow anything with my chin up.
No. Mouth full of drink as if going to gargle. Tilt head back, open mouth, drop in pill(s), IMMEDIATELY swallow, AND chase with more drink.
Dear god, its like some people want to taste our crimes against nature.
I have a TV with a WHITE LED that does this and we have to wait for it to boot. Luckilly, no one sleeps on the livingroom couch enough for this to matter.
Hillariously, a lot of such bedroom antics are roleplays for people who are nothing like so in other situations. How would there anything more humiliating and degrading than being dominated by this person?
You put this invasion of my privacy the fuck away, RIGHT NOW!!
Looks like it won to me.
Kool-aid man knocked the whole thing out of orbit. They’re bodies have been stuck like this, in relation to the shuttle, for days, and now for the rest of time.
Even with the suits on, as shown, it would just take longer for them to die like so.
I think you meant “consistent”, but you know what? That title looks consistent enough to me, and I’m saving your comment for copy-pasta. Just beautiful.