No, only eaten copious amounts of ass. 🥰
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Comedy is often a banger for depressed people.
MissesAutumnRains@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•I'll see myself out
24·17 days agoIt hurts and it takes a while (at least on my face), and it costs a fair bit depending on where you’re at… but when it finally starts kicking in, I would STILL say it’s worth it.
MissesAutumnRains@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Seriously, just stop (or use Linux)
13·20 days agoControl + Shift + V pastes as plain text.
Wolf tails hang, they don’t curl up. The first shot looks more like a malamute or one of the Nordic wolfdog breeds, the second looks like it has a husky tail.
In the first shot, there’s a low ridge that’s like an ‘opening’ to the bed. The second shot doesn’t have it either.
Yeah, the first thing I noticed was the completely different tail on the outside shot. Pretty lame.
MissesAutumnRains@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Based Haskell bluesky account
40·21 days agoHoly fuck this is some top tier niche humor
I’ve been in that situation, too. :3
MissesAutumnRains@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Thanks for asking...
32·27 days agoPeople walk around smashing themselves in the dick with a hammer, complain about the dick-smashing hammer, and lament the future dick-smashing hammer update, and the moment someone says, “Hey, have you tried these non-dick-smashing, hammer-free pants?” And they say, “Hahaha, do you also do CrossFit?”
This joke is stolen valor, I only just swapped to Linux like two days ago and I haven’t had the opportunity to blurt it out to people yet.
So… what would a horse girl be in this hypothetical world? A scientist? A deviant? A deviant scientist?



Jesus, this was both hard to read and hard to stop reading. Really, I was just hard the whole way through. It was. Not I.