I use a local cab company. They smartened up after getting crushed by uber in the first couple years of their existence. Now they have an app that’s similar to uber, but I just call and use the web link that shows me where the car is.

It’s literally the same service, but I have to give my info to Uber’s app to get it.

Try to watch TV show I enjoy with no distractions

Nap time

We just need to like… skip a generation, then breed just enough to stay level.

I don’t think anyone means no one should have children, but man… there’s too many fucking people. And it doesn’t mean killing people, just letting people die naturally while not adding more.

A twisted firestarter?

Have a kid.

18 years from now: “Good luck in the water wars, son”

I’m too nice to do that to someone.

I’ve got 3 Thinkpad 420s (nice) - released 2011ish - that I got for free last summer. They all run Linux Mint now. One runs Jellyfin, one runs Sonarr and Radarr, one runs Jackett and Transmission. Works great!

This is an upgrade from the 2010 Dell, which was free from a friend with no working screen and missing 5 keys that I had running all of that.

As a current freelancer, it’s still bullshit. I’m supposedly my own boss, but really I have like 10 bosses that like to call me without paying me.

The only real benefit is that I can say “I’m busy” when what I really mean is that I’m planning a day to sit on the couch in my gonch doing fuuuuuuuck all.

Gabriel Iglesias here for the all new Extra Fluffy MyPillow

… /s

Not the cheezy guy!

Dead men click no ads

I don’t know if tax deductible means the same thing in Australia, but they’re also deductible in Canada. That means that you don’t pay tax on the money you paid in dues, but you don’t get it back.

lol, like I was being serious. Those sure are… some words.

Yeah, we should just call it a day on humans. It’s just not working out. Sterilize everyone and pack it in.

So are humans

In the Canadian city of Edmonton, Alberta, Black Friday is the day the tornado hit in 1987. Then this shit started overriding that day of remembrance.

Eat shit, America. I fucking hate you.

Oh yeah, EcoLab is used in pretty much every restaurant I’ve ever seen the back of. Good shit.

I had a Barcode Battler. I loved it. Looking back, I guess the fun came from the book that accompanied it along with creating my milk, cereal, or soap themed heroes.

I liked it better in German

Pink it is, then!

Just get white or pink ones